10 Krazy Keywords in the Past Ten Days

These are ten of the strangest and/or most entertaining keywords that have landed people on The Literary Brothel recently. Perhaps this should be a regular article, such as "Krazy Keywords for September" or "Krazy Keywords this month" or anything with the word "crazy" spelled with a "k." BECAUSE "Ks" ARE NUTS!! - KV

what makes you dizzie - Misspelled words.

sexy literary quotes - "It is the East and Juliet is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon." That's from memory...and that's all memory can remember.

tucker bounds is a asshole - This is incorrect.

tucker bounds is an asshole - This is correct.

common confusing words - Obfuscate, mystify, baffle, perplex, eh, you get the joke.

motherfuckin candy - When you want some serious candy, not just kids' stuff.

the great gatsby urban outfitters - In The Great Gatsby they might call this a "non sequitur." In Urban Outfitters they might call it "huh?"

i caught my girlfriend back on jdate - Yahweh gives you only one choice in these matters: "Do onto others as they do onto you." Or something like that. Yahweh tends to be misquoted.

stripper who had just been fired from the chicken shack? in 3 strikes - Speaks for itself.

recommended summer reading - The Literary Brothel. The Literary Brothel. The Literary Brothel. Emoticons.

:)

-KV

Real Brothels are No Joke

Recently saw Born into Brothels. For all those out there searching for "brothels" and landing here at The Literary Brothel, I'm not going to condone your lifestyle or curiosities, but I'll just say that prostitution traps a lot of women and men in tough, tough lives. Check out Born Into Brothels (or any documentary made on prostitution for that matter).

A better bet is to find a girl who you is just as sexually curious as you. It's really not that hard. You're already on the Internet, Googling "brothel" for god sakes. How about hitting up MySpace? Or eHarmony? Or JDate?

Kinky girls on JDate? You never know.

How Klaus, how can I meet a girl on the Internet?

Oh, that's what you wanted to know? Why didn't you just say so.

Coming Soon: A Step By Step Guide on How to Meet Girls Online by Klaus Varley

In the meantime, read The Game by Neil Strauss. It will be discussed.

-KV