The Results of The First Literary Brothel Poll

The results of the first Literary Brothel poll are below:

Poll: Do you pee in the shower?

Yes (28%)

Yes, but I will not admit it because I don't think this poll is truly anonymous (28%)

No (42%)

What does this all mean? That my suspicions were correct: most people pee in the shower, but only half you will admit it.

Our next poll is on the left bar. Please vote. It really is anonymous.

Really.

-KV