Who the hell is Tucker Bounds?

All I know is that he is running for "biggest asshole on the planet." Yes, that's an award. We give it out here at The Brothel. Whenever we want.

Really, I can't find anything else about the guy. Can you?

Meanwhile, here are some Tucker Bounds to give you a taste of his "character."

“Barack Obama’s latest negative attack ad shows his celebrity is matched only by his hypocrisy."

And the more recent...

"Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."