In preparation for writing a random armchair theory piece about how hetero guys get their "gay out" by watching or participating in certain sports, here's our list of the ten gayest sports we could think of. -TLB
The 10 Gayest Sports (in no particular order of gayness)
1. Football
2. Wrestling (all kinds, except co-ed)
3. Water Polo
4. Bodybuilding
5. Rugby
6. Basketball
7. Soccer
8. Bobsledding
9. Grappling (see "Wrestling")
10. Arm Wrestling (see "Wrestling" but minus all parts of the body except for the arm)
An explanation to come. For now, discuss!
(Note: the word is "discuss," not "discus." "Discus" is definitely not gay. What's gay about throwing a disc?)
-KV
ps. The phrase "not that there's anything wrong with it" has been conspicuously omitted from the piece, due to its overuse in society since its airing on that Seinfeld show. However, consider it there in spirit, after anything you might consider remotely homophobic.
2 comments:
So when you are watching a game you think "Man that's sexual"? I think we all know who's really gay here.
aye you probably just put all those sports up there cause you suck at em and you only put bodybuilding up there cause you have no muscles
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