Horror Movies

Here's a poem submitted last year from Kevin Eno that we never got around to putting up. Did you think we were going to post really old stuff first then post more modern stuff? So did we. But Kevin kept bugging us, so here's his freakin' poem. (Just kidding, Kevin. We like it a lot. Seriously. -KV)

Horror Movies
by Kevin Eno

The fake blood shouldn't scare you

Not half as much

As what they put on your

Ten-dollar tub of popped corn

Or how much you paid

To get into the multi-plex

Theatre built on an ancient

Burial ground

Or the parents

Who came to the

Ten o'clock show with their

Three year old son

And newborn baby

Or the fact that

The kid who tore your ticket

Didn't graduate high school

Or what was in

The hotdog

You just ate

What should really scare you

Is how much

You can relate

To the antagonist

K E V I N E N O