Top 5 Funnest Activities for 4th of July
1. Hanging out by the pool with shirt on while watching the girls who made a conscious effort to stay in shape for the summer prance around in swimsuits. Good work, ladies.
2. Beer.
3. BBQ.
4. Fireworks.
5. Ignoring American History and pretending that our country WASN'T founded by a bunch of slave-owning aristocrats who didn't want to pay taxes.
Yeah, they loved freedom. The freedom to own other people.
Pass the Ruffles.
I mean, Happy 4th!
-KV
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