Recent Keywords that landed people on The Brothel (Hello!)

TLB

Even though they're more like key "phrases" than key "words," the following are the top ten in the past month.

1. Quotes from Glee Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) is single-handedly keeping our site alive.

2. Gayest Sports Well, we ARE in football season. (Zing!)

3. Vodka Taste Test 2008 [Snaps fingers] We need to send out invites for the Great Tequila Taste Test of 2009. Thanks for the reminder.

4. Best Bukowski Quotes The Brothel used to thrive on Bukowski quotes. Now? It's all about WHGR. (What hath Glee wrought?)

5. Film Review Submission Yes, we accept movies for review. Shoot us an email then shoot us your movie. Then DON'T shoot when we give it a negative review.

6. Youtube Names If you can't devise your own YouTube name, well, perhaps the "you" in YouTube is not referring to you.

7. Best Youtube Names What's with all the YouTube name interest? Oh that's right, you need an account to watch Sarah Palin mashups and name-call in the comment section.

8. Petco Controversy If there's ever a REAL controversy at Petco, our site is gonna be huge.

9. Brothel Names They usually have "massage" in the name.

10. Brothel Tube We don't even want to know.

-TLB

Accepting Film Submissions for Review

Klaus Varley

As you may have guessed from the numerous entries by Langdon Auger (and a few from yours truly) here at The Brothel we have been known to a film review or two.

We realize, however, reviewing mainstream films does little to help the struggling filmmaker who cannot find distribution for their small indie flick.

So if you're one of these filmmakers, and you'd like your movie reviewed on a site that gets a decent amount of hits, send us you're movie. Either Langdon or I will take a look at it and review it on the site.

However (and this is the last "however" for today), we only give honest opinions. Sometimes we exaggerate for comedic effect, but that exaggeration is honest. Seriously.

How can you send your film? Email us, and we'll give you an address where you can mail the DVD.

Unless it's online, then just email us the link! (literarybrothel@gmail.com)

Lastly, no porn please, name of the site to the contrary. I know what the site is called.

Seriously.

-KV

ps. If you have any friends who are filmmakers, or maybe you work at a festival, or are in film school...this applies to you as well. Send whatever ya got!