The Brilliance of Young MC, Classic Lyrics

They don't make 'em like they used to. Some classic Young MC lyrics to help guide you through your day. -KV

No cut-and-paste job, Klaus typed these lyrics out. We're not sure why either. -ed.

---Principal's Office--

So to my first class
I run and don't walk
All I hear is my sneakers
And the scratch of the chalk

And when I get to the room
I hear the teacher say
Mr. Young I'm happy
That you can join us today
...
Twelve o'clock comes
With mass hysteria
...
Forget class
I'ma shoot some ball
With the late pass
I got not trouble at all

But then the nurse walks up
And says "What'd'ya know?"
It's off to the Principal's Office you go

---Bust a Move---

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause your overzealous
Play hard-to-get"
Females get jealous
...
You're looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls
Just ugly faces

From frustration
First inclination
Is to become a monk
And leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself
With a celibate rope
...
Some girls are sadistic
Materialistic
Looking for man
Makes them opportunistic

Their lying on the beach
Perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with money
Can be their man


---Got More Rymes---

I rock from Iowa to Idaho
Canada to Mexico
...
Because I got more rhymes than the other guys do
They're just a monkey
I'm the whole damn zoo
...
I don't use a book
I use a hefty bag (?)
Because they're just a string
I'm the American flag

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Now you know.

-KV