Top 10 Things that Seem like Bugs When You're up at 3am (and maybe a little paranoid)

Klaus Varley

If you doubt this was written at 3am, please reread. -TLB

10. Freckles
9. Shadows
8. Bugs
7. Cats (when they rub lightly against your leg and you're not expecting it)
6. Frayed material on the bill of my hat
5. Spots on fruit.
4. Anything you can imagine.
3. Such as baby spiders in my hair
2. Ahhhhhhh! Baby spiders in my hair!
1. Periods (also, ellipsis)

You have been warned.

-KV