10 Similarities Between Grad Students and Homeless People

10 Similarities Between Grad Students and Homeless People
Klaus Varley

1. Showering optional.
2. The library is also known as "Home Base."
3. Beards.
4. Nonsensical banter muttered to self. (Grad students will often foolishly repeat said banter to advisers.)
5. Large backpacks.
6. Avoided by undergrads in public.
7. Bicycles.
8. On a first name basis with Benito's Taco Shop workers.
9. Big Blue Bus routes memorized.
10. Inadequate yearly income.

Seriously.

-KV