what are little black dots on my toilet seat and are now moving

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But to answer the question, those little black dots on your toilet seat could be a number of things. Here are some theories (and explanations in italics)

1. Tiny, alternative universes. That's how god works.
2. The (New) Black Plague. It has to start somewhere.
3. Poppy Seeds. Stop eating bagels on the toilet.
4. The little "i's" you forgot to dot are coming to get you. And periods too.
5. Apple is testing out the new iPod. It's small.
6. You have an interactive "connect-the-dots" toilet. You are now in the advanced "moving" round.
7. Poop. Poop.
8. The dots aren't on the toilet, they're in your mind. And now they are moving...
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What dots?

Hope that helps!

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-KV