Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Google has the Best April Fools Jokes
Last year it was "get your emails in print form" which I thought was a cool idea, but apparently was in the minority.
This year I was not fooled. But oh, how funny! From gmail.com:
Gmail AutopilotTM by CADIE
Email will never be a thing of the past, but actually reading and writing messages is about to be. Gmail Autopilot automatically manages your inbox better than you can, with zero effort from you.
Keep in Touch
Brand-new CADIE technology enables Autopilot to scan every one of your incoming messages and automatically send the perfect reply.
Manage relationships
Impress everyone with your prompt and insightful responses to everything from urgent notes from your boss to cute messages from your significant other.
Match your style
Autopilot calibrates for tone, typos and preferred punctuation. It's just like you, but automated.
Go HERE for more about CADIE
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Nice. The only question left: How much money does Google spend each year creating an April Fools joke?
I'll do it for half the price.
Unless that price is zero.
Okay, I'll do it for half of zero.
Because if anyone can find half of zero, it's Google.
Seriously.
-KV
Sarah Palin's IQ is 19 Points Higher Than Paris Hilton's, Making it 20..
April Fools! Sarah Palin doesn't have an IQ.
Is that the best joke we could come up with?
No.
April fools again!
Yes, it was the best joke.
Sorry about that.
April fools!
We're not sorry.
April fools again!
We are indeed, sorry.
Especially for all the April Fools
and for prentending
this is poem
when obviously I'm just
pressing "return"
whenever the hell
I
want.
-KV
p.s. For the history of April Fools' Day, check out the Wikipedia entry.
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