10 Krazy Keywords in the Past Ten Days

These are ten of the strangest and/or most entertaining keywords that have landed people on The Literary Brothel recently. Perhaps this should be a regular article, such as "Krazy Keywords for September" or "Krazy Keywords this month" or anything with the word "crazy" spelled with a "k." BECAUSE "Ks" ARE NUTS!! - KV

what makes you dizzie - Misspelled words.

sexy literary quotes - "It is the East and Juliet is the sun. Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon." That's from memory...and that's all memory can remember.

tucker bounds is a asshole - This is incorrect.

tucker bounds is an asshole - This is correct.

common confusing words - Obfuscate, mystify, baffle, perplex, eh, you get the joke.

motherfuckin candy - When you want some serious candy, not just kids' stuff.

the great gatsby urban outfitters - In The Great Gatsby they might call this a "non sequitur." In Urban Outfitters they might call it "huh?"

i caught my girlfriend back on jdate - Yahweh gives you only one choice in these matters: "Do onto others as they do onto you." Or something like that. Yahweh tends to be misquoted.

stripper who had just been fired from the chicken shack? in 3 strikes - Speaks for itself.

recommended summer reading - The Literary Brothel. The Literary Brothel. The Literary Brothel. Emoticons.

:)

-KV

Who the hell is Tucker Bounds?

All I know is that he is running for "biggest asshole on the planet." Yes, that's an award. We give it out here at The Brothel. Whenever we want.

Really, I can't find anything else about the guy. Can you?

Meanwhile, here are some Tucker Bounds to give you a taste of his "character."

“Barack Obama’s latest negative attack ad shows his celebrity is matched only by his hypocrisy."

And the more recent...

"Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."