IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON NOVEMBER 4TH, 2008 AND HAVE YET TO VOTE, STOP READING AND GO VOTE
NOW
GO
HEY, YOU'RE STILL READING
OKAY, WELL...
THIS IS THE PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE 1932
IF YOU DON'T VOTE
SARAH PALIN COULD END UP AS PRESIDENT
IF YOU DON'T VOTE
WE COULD GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO?
CLICK HERE
YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE
TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK
AND VOTE
FOR BARACK OBAMA
PREFERABLY
AND "NO" ON PROPOSITIONS 4 & 8
IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
DO IT
NOW
PLEASE
GO
THE INTERNET WILL STILL BE HERE
WHEN YOU GET BACK
I PROMISE
...
YOU'RE STILL HERE!
FINE, HERE'S A POST SCRIPT
PS.
REMEMBER
MCCAIN HATES THE INTERNET
AND BY "HATES" I MEAN
"HAS NEVER USED"
SERIOUSLY
HE IS OLD
AND OUT OF TOUCH
VOTE OBAMA
...
THIS IS REALLY THE END
ESPECIALLY IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN
-TLB
NOW
GO
HEY, YOU'RE STILL READING
OKAY, WELL...
THIS IS THE PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE 1932
IF YOU DON'T VOTE
SARAH PALIN COULD END UP AS PRESIDENT
IF YOU DON'T VOTE
WE COULD GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO?
CLICK HERE
YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE
TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK
AND VOTE
FOR BARACK OBAMA
PREFERABLY
AND "NO" ON PROPOSITIONS 4 & 8
IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
DO IT
NOW
PLEASE
GO
THE INTERNET WILL STILL BE HERE
WHEN YOU GET BACK
I PROMISE
...
YOU'RE STILL HERE!
FINE, HERE'S A POST SCRIPT
PS.
REMEMBER
MCCAIN HATES THE INTERNET
AND BY "HATES" I MEAN
"HAS NEVER USED"
SERIOUSLY
HE IS OLD
AND OUT OF TOUCH
VOTE OBAMA
...
THIS IS REALLY THE END
ESPECIALLY IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN
-TLB
4 comments:
I didn't vote. Is there still time?
Sure, go for it.
What? No luck? That's okay - just 3 years and 364 more days to go until you'll get another chance to vote for Obama.
I hope you don't live in california...
And I hope YOU don't mind me changing the posting status so that cryptic messages like "I hope you don't live in california" from people searching for porn but accidentally landing on a creative writing site will require identifying yourself before making more bitter post-election comments.
Unless your message wasn't bitter. I'm no good with cryptic...ology.
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