Klaus Varley-- Caution! This post contains spoilers! Thus the title. --
-- Warnings over. Let the spoilers begin! --
Avatar is in 3D Oh, you knew that? The woman sitting next to us apparently did not, fumbling with her glasses through the opening and leaving the theater after fifteen minutes.
The planet Pandora and the music website Pandora are not the same thing This was obvious to some.
The trees are alive But unlike in The Lord of the Rings, they're more like middle managers, getting animals to do most of their grunt work.
Jake Sully is half robot Oops, wrong movie.
Bows and arrows don't work against space ships Except in the end, when they do. I guess Jake taught the Na'vi how to shoot really hard or something.
Your avatar can have sex But it's VERY unclear how this works, exactly.
Michelle Rodriguez looks hot in war paint WHY she puts on war paint when none of the other humans do is another question.
You don't die if your avatar dies You just wake up coughing.
They should have sent Al Gore to Pandora instead of Ripley With that gun, I'm not surprised the Na'vi didn't trust her.
Seriously.-KV
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