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The Literary Brothel has had visitors from 49 states.

There is only one state that stays away.

(In case you couldn't do the math)

Can you guess which one?

That's right. North Dakota.

Or "South Canada," as it is sometimes called.

By people who are not from there,

but run a website

that tries to get visitors

from North Dakota.

What will it take to get visitors from North Dakota?

Will it help to mention North Dakota and Paris Hilton in the same sentence?

Probably not.

It might be better to talk about Fargo, Bismarck, or Grand Forks.

And even better to say,

"We know where the treasure is buried."

Or

"When this snow melts, boy are we going to be rich."

C'mon ND.