More Disorganized Ideas

More Unorganized Ideas: An Article that is Really the Ideas from my Tiny Composition Book from 2007 Finally Transcribed Into Electronic Form, Hey, Get Off My Back I Need To Save These Ideas Somewhere
by Klaus Varley

-Hard to make eye contact in LA

-Homeless people with glasses. How do they afford a vision plan?

-Kids will grow up to be gamblers if they play too many board games.

-Useless signs - things already illegal: "No blocking intersection," "No guns, drugs in the mall."

-Origins of adages are actually business principles, early Econ classes - "Bird in the hand is worth two in the field. How does that apply to mercantilism?"

-Cigarettes and lighters sold at gas stations. Fire near gasoline? And they sell more alcohol if that wasn't enough flammable liquid.

-Men are either detectives or warriors (no idea what this means, just reading off my notes)

-How can new rappers rap about mansions and Bentleys when you've never heard of the rapper? What was their prior occupation? Did they come from a wealthy family? Explanation needed in the lyrics.

-Same commercial twice in three minutes. Makes me hate the product. If I were a rival company, I would just make an identical commercial and buy the ad space right after my competitor. They would think it was a broadcasting error.

-When you're an adult you can still use the kids' toilet, the kids' water fountain, go on the kids' playground. Because what are they going to do?

-The next time someone says something mean to you, say, "That's no way to network." Then they might think you're someone important and apologize. If not, they will simply be confused, and that's a partial win.

-KV