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As you may or may not have guessed from the title, this is one of those posts where we tell you some of the top keywords that lead people to The Literary Brothel and speculate as to what-on-Earth people were actually looking for when they searched for these things. See, it's not all mumbo-jumbo all of the time. -KV


AND NOW, SOME KRAZY KEYWORDS THAT LET PEOPLE TO THE LITERARY BROTHEL THIS PAST MONTH


"confusing words school texas" - Are "texas" and "school" the confusing words to which you refer? If so, my head is doing some confusing right now.

"brothels downtown los angeles" - You think it's that easy to find a brothel in the great city of Los Angeles? Well, you're probably right. But it ain't here.

"cool fun facts about nevada" - First of all, "cool" and "fun" should never come before the word "facts." Facts are boring. Facts are dry. Has high school science taught you nothing?

"klaus varley banned gay marriage" - Woah, slow down with the accusations. That article (10 Reasons to Vote Yes on Proposition 8) is actually AGAINST Proposition 8. I know, you have to read carefully. Sorry about that.

"tucker bounds sexy" - Who are you, and why are you visiting our site, Ann Coulter?

"cool asshole" - I think the word your searching for is "oxymoron."

-KV

ps. Yeah, that's it. Hey, it's not our fault there weren't that many crazy search words. Next time search "domino apple bean salad jumper lion" so we have something to write about. Seriously, search it. Ha, welcome back!