The iAss Mano

The New iAss Mano

The World's First Multi-Functional Wireless Gastrointestinal Accessory.

Full of Love

The iAss Mano is the result of rethinking conventions. It's ultrathin, ultraportable, and ultra unlike anything you've attached to your ass.

Full of Magic

In a world in which public toilets are increasingly unsanitary or unusable, iAss is so fast and so available, people are truly living untethered — surfing the web, making calls, listening to MP3s...vaporizing anything that comes out.

Full of Future Upgrades

Coming soon: the iAss Mano 2.0 - firming the tush as it works its magic and love.

The new standard of mobile efficiency is here. The iAss Mano.

Everyone will beg to kiss your iAss Mano.

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